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2. Laws fought the law and the law won.
3. It is possible to take something that is 100% terrible and make it even worse. Yes, The Eurovision Song Contest has been going on all sodding week. There are semi-finals! Could it go on another week if the scores are level, or might there be a Twunt-Off between the ever-so-slightly-desperate Blue and those hyperactive leprechauns Jedward?
4. People who prefix a statement with "I'm not being funny but..." are:
a) Most definitely being "funny" in the I'M A BITCH/SNIDEY BASTARD sense
b) Tragically incapable of being funny in its true sense.
5. Ringo Starr is an utter cock. If you saw him on The One Show on BBC1 yesterday you will surely concur. "He's Sir Paul - I'm King Ringo".
Peace and Love my arse.
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5. Ringo Starr is an utter cock. If you saw him on The One Show on BBC1 yesterday you will surely concur. "He's Sir Paul - I'm King Ringo".
Peace and Love my arse.
RE: No.4 I absolutely concur. I especially hate it when people begin sentences: "I'm not being racist BUT..." Of course you are! That's exactly what you are being. Go away.
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