Things I Have Learned This Week

1. The special relationship is as strong as ever...

2. You're having a bad week and just when you think things can't get any worse, this happens.

3. A regional accent means you can't make it in America, just ask The Beatles, Sean Connery, Ozzy Osbourne, Craig Ferguson, Cat Deeley, etc, etc. Bookies' odds on a Girls Aloud reunion slashed.

4. Given the Herculean efforts that its stars are putting into promoting The Hangover Part II, it must be a real stinker.

5. A chocolate digestive spread with crunchy peanut butter is better than any dish that has ever been served on Come Dine With Me.

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