Things I Have Learned This Week

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1. What Nick Clegg looks like after 3 solid days of crying (BBC The Andrew Marr Show - Sunday 8th May).

2. Laws fought the law and the law won.

3. It is possible to take something that is 100% terrible and make it even worse. Yes, The Eurovision Song Contest has been going on all sodding week. There are semi-finals! Could it go on another week if the scores are level, or  might there be a Twunt-Off between the ever-so-slightly-desperate Blue and those hyperactive leprechauns Jedward?

 

4. People who prefix a statement with "I'm not being funny but..." are:

a) Most definitely being "funny" in the I'M A BITCH/SNIDEY BASTARD sense    

b) Tragically incapable of being funny in its true sense.

5. Ringo Starr is an utter cock. If you saw him on The One Show on BBC1 yesterday you will surely concur. "He's Sir Paul - I'm King Ringo". 
 
Peace and Love my arse.

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KILLER COVERS #001: Ben Folds / Rufus Wainwright - (Wham's) Careless Whisper

Live in Central Park July 13 2004 - the way Andrew Ridgeley always thought it should sound:




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A Perfect Marriage?

Do you struggle to get your kids to eat fruit?
Do they love ketchup?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the answer:

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